At The Circle's Endby Clark Heinrich (Santa Cruz, California)
A noble arts circle in Cork
had its energy popped by a fork
It was all about money,
not much, and not funny,
and the person who did it's a dork
So let's raise a flagon to Tim
and all the rest working with him
and hope that somehow
he'll find a cash cow
even if chances are slim
Editor's Comments: I have no words to say about this gift of concern & fellowship other than "Thanks Friend."
Tim
At the circle’s endby Elros Tuominen
Changing frames
an eternal coming and going
feeling close and far
losing honour and being a knight from ancient times
this life, this whole life
in itself a cage
too little to move
too large to find the door
as time goes by
divergent and convergent points dance in front of us
the beginning and the end
light and dark
but there's no reason to name them the way we think we should
there's no wrong way, no wrong decision, we make our choice
all we can do is face it
we cannot guide and control all those different factors
so don't fall down
don't let the dark side eat you up
only time will tell
time and strength to carry on
that's how we are taught
only time will talk to us
only time will be our master
our teacher, our eraser, our pencil, we choose
according to our perception of each moment we choose
time is the cure even if we can't see it yet
we count time in seconds
maybe our soul does it in hours
the cure will come
so small a cage
such wonderful moments
all lost or not
as we take the chance to try a different path.
Editor's Comments: Another beautiful & thoughtful stream of Basque consciousness from our friend Elros which was very much appreciated bu the group. Keep it up please amigo.
Tim
The Lunaticking Clockby Tomas Brawley
I have often thought it part of a grand scheme;
As the lunatic clock keeps ticking
The Sun dogs bark at the edge of dawn
As the heat of despair dries an ocean of hope.
What can the reapers glean from a wasteland?
But for the dust swirling in a demons’ dance
Across a mirage of a garden oasis that once was.
So the land dreams of its past, or what is to be?
As the lunatic clock keeps ticking.
Who cares to tend this ominous shadow?
To repair the needs of such hopeless tact?
If there is no one to count the passing of
Shadows as the Sun rises and sets,
Why then does the lunatic clock keep ticking?
Time then has no reason or plan ever falling forward
And the past is only as it is remembered
Truth after all is only a portion of the story
A failing of time is the ability of acknowledging the now.
Now, nervously, the lunatic clock keeps ticking.
A sudden rumbling as clouds begin to form and
A cool breeze stirs. Clouds now become heavy
And hope begins to fall, first scattered drops.
With anticipation, seeds begin to stir in the parched
Landscape, until a deluge of the waters of life fall
To cover all the seedlings of tomorrow’s bloom.
The lunatic clock sleeps in the Now;
Still in the moment - forever!
Editor's Comments: This delightful and thoughtful poem marks the most welcome return of Tomas. Profound stuff from a poet close to nature; the simply told drama of the seasons on one level, but it also (I suspect) pays more than a passing reference to one of the most profound (and scary) questions of them all. Is it all arbitrary, chaotic and random? Or are there patterns or even a plan? The group liked this a lot.
Tim
The Lunaticking Clockby Clark Heinrich
We have heard it before
About those ready to explode:
"He's a ticking time bomb!"
And, yes, most of us have met a few.
And sometimes they do
Explode.
In the USA we have a president
Who some think is such a person,
A ticking time bomb ready to detonate
But this is not the case.
George W Bush is deranged by power
And deluded by religion,
A certifiable lunatic,
Driven mad by bloodlust and greed.
It's an old story being told again,
But he himself is not the bomb--
No, he is the ticking clock,
Ever aware of his diminishing
Time in office, eager to exploit
Every last stolen minute.
But his time is running out,
The clock is ticking away his chances
To unleash more horror on the world.
What will he do as the seconds tick away?
So little time, so many bombs to drop.
And what will we do
To see that this never happens again?
Time is running out for us all.
The clock is ticking.
Editor's Comments: Another welcome return of the popular Clark, and a second clever poem from America. This one paints a picture of the tertiary stages of the current presidential incumbent's term of doody against a monochrome Dr. Strangelove-like backdrop that is, of course, both funny and slightly scary. Thanks Clark!
The Lunaticking Clockby Victoria Q.
I am a woman;
See that look in my eye,
The one that makes you wonder
“What is in the rest of this picture?”
The rest is me, naked
With my baby beside me,
And eight months gone again.
This
Luna ticking look
in my eye.
Editor's Comments: Bringing up the triumvirate rear of welcome returns is Victoria who has attached a jpeg illustration that I will include once Dec the Techie has reminded me how - which is a delightful idea. This is a pleasantly gravid and pulchritudinous piece - lucid and pure.
Tim
Beckett's Eyeby Johnny ‘Fingers’ Archdeacon
They stood under the tree in the moonlight, motionless and mesmerized. The moon was still low, just above the horizon, glowing orange and sending ripples of colour through the thin evening mist.
The tree leaned at an odd angle, had few leaves and was apparently of a great age. They always stood next to it, through the many years they had been watching the moon together. They rarely spoke; when they did, it was often in a private shorthand or with oblique references to shared knowledge and experiences. Sometimes one would forget what the other would remember and at other times neither would remember; it had been a long time.
They became aware of being watched, that uneasy feeling that unfolds from the back of the neck to the base of the spine and maybe all the way up again. They both had the tingling, dancing nerve triggers at about the same time which compelled them to turn away from the moon and glance at each other.
“Did you get that? Someone's behind us, been staring at us.”
“Yes, I got it too. How long has he been there?”
“I don't know, maybe hours, maybe days, it's hard to tell.”
“What's he doing?”
“No idea – do you think we should look?”
“Alright, but I've not looked in that direction much before so I don't know what's there anyway.”
They slowly turned toward that unfamiliar direction.
There he was, staring at them, not always focused, with a blank but thoughtful face. Occasionally, he would write in a notebook then gaze into nowhere before returning to look at them. A puzzled or perhaps quizzical look and even a wry smile would briefly cross his features. He would also, from time to time, look to left and right, even behind him, slowly rotating back to them.
“What's he doing?”
“I've never seen anything like it before. He seems to spend most of the time doing nothing, just standing there, looking in our direction.”
“Maybe he can't see us in this light, it is pretty dark after all. And he does look around too, as thoughtrying to find something or someone. He looks rather pale, like a ghost”.
“Ha ha – if he is, let's hope he's Caspar, the friendly ghost!”
“Could be! Seriously, do you think he's lost? He could be trying to figure out where he is and needs directions.”
“We've been here how long – well over a hundred years, probably a hundred and thirty – and no one has ever asked us the way or even stopped that long before. They usually just pause briefly and walk past.”
“I think that intense stare is what gave us the shivers. I mean, people look at us but I've never had that feeling from just being looked at.”
They fell silent and turned their eyes back to the moon.
“Strange guy.”
Editor's Comments: John's piece has certainly captured the Godot mood of SB, but he also brings that lightness of touch one might expect from a guitarist of his legendary caliber, and with the driest humour imaginable. Thanks for this Mr Archdeacon - here's hoping you grace our webpages a little more often! Metta indeed.
Tim
The Dreamsmithby Victoria Q.
On sleepless nights, I amuse myself bouncing from star to star exciting the inhabitants, with tales of earth and all it's insane pleasures.
On restless days for credibility purposes only, I pretend to be human adoring the solidity of this creation. Never mentioning the chill I feel here.
In early morning I swoop to secure this reality, a cup of coffee doesn't hurt either having passed through the whiplash of dimensions. The sun streams into the kitchen the tilt and slant of here and now reassuring in its predictability. Neglected planets beam on, abandoned for the moments rush.
The first time never lasts, and once is never enough The spirit made flesh serves it's own purpose Like the consent of lovers.... I carry on explorations on unwary feet waiting for night, and my freedom loving wings.
Editor's Comments: Your humble editor has almost, in his recent travels & hardware & software changes - let this pure gift of a poem by Victoria slip through the cracks. This is poetry at its ballsiest, full of verve, energy and purpose. I love it! Thankyou so much for sending this in Victoria. Please contribute again, and soon.
Tim
The Dreamsmith by Weston Everett Clements' proud Grandpa Clark Heinrich
Vishnu, god of preservation,
lies asleep upon the cosmic sea,
holding all of creation within himself
with no effort whatsoever.
'He's just a dreamer,'
says Brahma, the actual creator,
'and lazy beyond belief--
he sleeps while I do all the work.
Yes, I was born of a lotus
that grew from Vishnu's belly,
but he had nothing to do with that--
except for falling asleep--
see, he sleeps while I create.
That's just the way it is.
But he gets all the praise,
all the offerings, all the prayers.
And what do I get? Burma,
where they can't even spell my name.'
Poor Brahma, never satisfied.
Shiva, god of destruction,
always nearby, is stoned, as always--
eyes bright red, hair a fright,
naked body white with ash and ithyphallic.
As always.
He juggles firebrands,
waiting his turn with feverish impatience,
waiting to begin his dance of annihilation,
his tandava dance,
when he will stomp the life
out of everything that exists.
Everything except Vishnu,
who will not awaken before his time
no matter how much Brahma complains,
no matter how stoned Shiva becomes,
for he is dreaming them as well.
But Vishnu will open his eyes one day
and that will be the end of that.
His dream will end--
Brahma will once again become a seed,
and Shiva will shake out of his stupor
with a frenzy the likes of which
the present universe has never seen
or ever will again--
whirling and stomping and playing his drum
he will not stop until he nearly destroys even himself
and nothing remains of all that was but ash.
And Vishnu will watch it all,
impassively aware of what is happening,
not paying too much attention, really.
'This makes me so sleepy,'
he will finally say to Shiva and Brahma,
and he will close his eyes again and dream,
a new dream from all the old ingredients,
for that is what he does.
Editor's Comments: This is Clark playing to his strengths - a fascinating piece! If you are reading these words then please wish a happy thought for little Weston Everett - born only three days ago to Clark's daughter - a beautiful baby boy who has defied the tradition that says all babies have to look like Winston Churchill.
Tim
Dancing Like Hitlerby Clark Heinrich
"Hey Joe, you gonna go to Halloween party tonight?"
"God no. I hate Halloween. I don't go."
"What'sa big deal? They gonna serve hot cider--"
"They always serve hot cider; and always too damn hot to drink. I don't go."
"C'mon, Joe, you don't have to be so down alla time. You never have a good word for anybody or anything."
"Screw you, Ben. When is last time I hear you laugh? When is last time you tell joke or say anything even little bit funny?"
"That's right, paisan, just turn everything around like always. Look, everybody gonna be there tonight, lotsa folks. I hear you used to like crowds."
"Only when they came see me. I hate common peoples. And hate costume."
"But you used to wear one--"
"That was not costume, idiot, that was uniform. Jesus! You wore one too, remember? No, of course don't remember, stupid dago."
"Whatever you say, Joe. It never pay to argues with you."
"Look who talk. Whatever happen your enemies, eh? They just 'disappear,' eh?"
"You should know, Mister "purging is not eating disorder." But I trying to talk about the Halloween party tonight, not my old enemies list. Or yours."
"I told you I don't go! Everybody will be wear same stupid costume they wear to last one, emcee will tell same insipid joke, plate will be too hot to touch, food will be over-spice and overcook, like always, and taste like crap, like always. Women will all be too tired for sex or have headache, like always. It happen every time. I stay here and stew in own juice."
"Man, you are one stubborn sonnabitch. How long since you went to a Halloween party?"
"I went one last night, if must know. Just to see if it change. And, to use popular saying, it suck big time. That why I don't go tonight or any night, world without end."
"Don' be so dramatic--"
"Look who talk, you cocky pipsqueak! You pompous midget! You little--"
"Calm down Joe--what you gonna do, kill me? Ha! But back to the party--"
"I DO NOT GO!"
"Yeah, yeah, I heard you first time, you don' gotta yell. But did you know there's gonna be a dance contest?"
"Jesus Christ, Ben, there always a dance contest. And who, pray tell, do you think will be only one who enter it?"
"Uh...lemme see...maybe Adolph?"
"That is right, Adolph, who will flap arms and strut around like demented chicken and try to force somebody be partner until somebody turn off music--music so loud it always give me splitting headache. Not to mention music always death metal. Drive me crazy."
"Okay, Joe, the music is too loud, sure, and what you say about the women, it's true. And the food really taste very bad, even the antipasti. And Adolph--mama mia!--he can no dance to save his soul! But for chrissake, Joe, it's Halloween!"
"Benito, you never very bright, granted, but your memory stink to high heaven. You don't remember nothing no more--your mind like sieve. I say this one last time and hope it sink in...ready?"
"Yeah, Joe, take it easy. I ready. What?"
"Every night Halloween here, Benito! EVERY...GOD...DAMNED...NIGHT!"
"Oh, you right! Mi scusi, Joe, I forget. Mea culpa. So--you gonna go to party? It's Halloween!"
Editor's Comments: Another offering by the young poet from Santa Cruz, Clark Heinrich in the form of a dialogue between Benito Mussolini and a terminally bored Joseph Stalin in hell. Of course we all loved it and, although this is a humorous piece and very effectively so, we thought it also showed a very closely observed sense of character conveyed by dialogue alone. Well done that man! - btw mine's a Guinness.
Tim
Either Mad Or Bothby Clark Heinrich
A Mid-Eastern man took an oath and swore; "to do bad I am loath" Some said, "He's a fake - a hypocritical rake!" Others, "He's either mad, or both"
Could this be a poem about Jesus? The one who supposedly frees us? Well, think what you want or go read your Kant-- there's no one in heaven that sees us.
Editor's Comments: "Lovely!" "Very clever" "He's a dote" (That's a good thing for those of you unfamiliar with Irish vernacular!) & "He's a devil!" These were all comments from members of the group who thoroughly enjoyed Clark's latest offering. Personally, I think he shows great pluck, or a least something that rhymes with that, for being the only Blow In to brave this week's title. We've made next week's theme an easy one by way of compensation.
Tim
Finnegan's Follyby Clark Heinrich
Seamus Finnegan was fed up. "How many damn Seamus Finnegans do you think there are in Ireland?" he asked one night at the pub, to no one in particular. "Too damn many, that's how many. Thousands and thousands, and they all seem to have friends and relatives callin' me on the phone lookin' for them!"
"Aye, Seamus," said a drunk man at the bar, "I agree. There are far too many Seamus Finnegans. In fact one is one too feckin' many." This brought gales of laughter from the rowdy patrons. "How do ya even manage to find yer own version in a crowd, Seamus?" Even louder laughter now.
"Sure, then, go on and have fun at my expense, ya bunch o' drunken louts!" Still more laughter. This was not going as Seamus had planned.
"Well, my dear morons, laugh all you want--get it out o' yer systems now, because that was your last laugh at my expense!"
A hush fell over the pub.
"Oh, and why is that, Mister--what'd ya say yer name was?" The same man again, and louder laughter than before.
"Well, I'll tell you why, you old sot--because I've changed me name! From now on there'll be no more confusion as to who is who, because I've gone and done it, all legal-like and everything--that's right, you crowin' bunch o' slobberin' losers, I've changed me name, and no one will ever again mix me up with some Seamus Finnegan in Ulster or Belfast or any other feckin' place! Even here in our pitifully tiny town we have Seamus Finnegan, Seamus Finnegan, Seamus Finnegan and me, Seamus Finnegan--"
"Don't forget me, Seamus," said a man in the back of the crowd.
"Oh, sorry, Seamus," Seamus said. "We mustn't forget Seamus Finnegan there in back. So, you can see the problem and why I had to get rid of Seamus Finnegan for good. I even did a Google search of me new name and I'm the only one with that particular name on the whole feckin' planet! I'll never again have to tell people on the phone that they've got the wrong goddamn Seamus Finnegan!"
"Ah, well then, that changes everything, don' it?" said the drunk man. "And just what did you change yer name to, pray tell?"
"Christ Jesus. I ask you, when's the last time anyone tried to reach him on the phone?"
Editor's Comments: This piece is another lovely example of Clark playing at the top of his game, with an ample supply of both wit and bite. The group LOVED the Seamus Finnegan at the back of the crowd. All in all, we felt this piece was immaculately conceived!
Tim
Chameleon No More by Mike Crowley
To the editor, The Junior Herpetologist
Dear Sir, I am an avid reader of TJH's "Fun With Reptiles" feature but as I own a pet chameleon I found last month's column of special interest. As instructed, I placed Leon (my chameleon) on a mirror. I've seen him change colour many times but this time he took me completely by surprise. After a brief pause, Leon turned several colours in a rapid sequence. His skin flashed deep red, sky blue, lemon yellow, bright green, pale violet and finally deep black - all in less than a second. It certainly made me jump and, before I could recover, Leon ran off.
By the time I'd recaptured Leon (he was doing his interpretation of my bedroom curtains), I had hatched an idea that would take the experiment to a new level. A trip to the glazier's and a couple of hours' work provided a new cage for Leon. Each side was a mirror, except for the front - a one-way glass. The small light bulb, which provided illumination, was turned off when I placed Leon inside. I gently closed the cage door and watched intently inside as I turned on the light. Leon went through the same colours as before but, seeing no opening to escape, he settled down and began cycling from black to white, through all shades of grey and back again. Then he disappeared.
That is to say, although the Leon I had been watching was no longer visible, I could still see his many reflections. Foolishly, I opened the cage for a closer look. Leon's reflections all seized this opportunity and scampered out of the cage. Since then I have not seen Leon but every once in a while I'd catch sight him in my bedroom mirror so I figured he was still in my room. I tried to be careful with the door but Leon must have gotten out somehow 'cos, this morning I heard my father shouting and swearing. He said he'd spotted Leon peering at him out of his shaving mirror. This made my dad cut himself and now he says I've got to get rid of Leon. Please advise.
Yours sincerely, Edwin Porter (15)
Editor’s Comments:Some say that he has no navel; others that his feet smell of tin; and some even claim he is the unholy product of a Tibetan demon and a Welsh Thesaurus.What is certain is that Mike, our original Blow In, is back on form with this deceptively elegant little piece in the guise of a nerdy teenager (where does he draw his ideas?) in a desperate fix.We found this a very entertaining and reflective piece.Thanks again, Mike.
Tim
Chameleon No Longerby Clark Heinrich
Black? Yeah, I can do black but I don't enjoy it. It's difficult to pull off and the result is depressing. So I try to avoid it. Shades of gray, too, but they're harder to avoid than black. Aside from those, though, changing colours is a snap. Name a colour, any colour at all, and I can do it. I mean, really--colour is what makes me what I am.
You want green? A tree can't get any greener. Any shade at all, no pun intended. Green is a breeze. I feel good green, like I'm full of life. Blue is so easy it's almost second nature, the whole range of blues--azure, sky, robin's egg, royal, take your pick--I do them all. Even turquoise. It's funny, though, with blue. I know being in a "blue mood" doesn't have anything to do with the actual colour, but I still feel kind of down whenever I do it. Red is a little harder to master, but not really that difficult. I mean a monkey can do red. But it's such a hot colour that it actually makes me nervous. I get agitated. Yellow, though, is just the opposite. It's so bright and cheery that it makes me cheerful. Which comes first, the colour or the emotion? The answer is easy for a chameleon.
It's strange, being able to do so many colours at will. I get so used to changing that sometimes I do it without even realizing. Sometimes I have to stop and look in a mirror to see what colour I am now. Seriously. And sometimes I turn colours I don't even like. To tell the truth, it's getting a little old, all this changing back and forth. It's not that much fun anymore.
Speaking of fun, I should mention the colour white, my absolute favourite. I know, some say that white isn't a colour, but it is--it's all colours together, in fact. It's kind of like magic when it happens, when I start switching from one colour to another, faster and faster, until they all blend together in a way you just wouldn't expect. I mean, you'd think mixing all the colours together like that would make a dark mess, or black even, but I go completely white.
This may sound a little odd, but whenever I'm white I always think about the light that's reflecting off of me--it's white, too. Me, a lowly lizard, sending waves of white light out into the world! It's feels so wonderful, shining like that. I can get so white that if I stand in front of a white wall you can't even see me. I seem to completely disappear. And at those times, when I'm white and barely there, I play a little game with myself. I try to imagine myself actually disappearing, disappearing forever, and merging myself somehow into that lovely white light, just like all the colours did when they merged to create it, so pure, so white.
Sometimes I even believe I've done it, that I have disappeared. And that there's nothing left of me but that happy light - Nothing at all.
And then I come to my senses and snap out of it. What was that all about? What's the big hurry? I'll disappear soon enough when I die--no need to rush things. Life is change, especially for a chameleon. I can learn to accept that. I have to admit, it does keep things interesting.
In the meantime, the sun is shining, the sky is blue, and I have a very colourful life to lead.
Editor’s Comments:“Which comes first, the colour or the emotion?”Some very nice touches in this new contribution from Clark, especially in the way he lists and characterises the different colours.The group felt this worked very well.Thank you for this, Clark.
Tim
ON THE LEFT HAND OF LUCYby Cymon
Mapping the labyrinth Deaf lead the blind The more truth you look for The less love you find
Stoned with the sinners Who wait here to die Choking on diamonds Let loose in the sky
Dropped on a sugar cube Trapped in a pill Refusing to choose Between fate and free will
Wrestling with seraphim Warring with peace Lucifer's crucified Hell is for lease
Silvery mushrooms Seeding the clouds Whose tarnished linings Serve as our shrouds
Towering gravestones Collapse in free fall From here to forever In no time at all
So bet three on the even And ten on the odd On the left hand of Lucy Rests the right hand of God
Editor's Comments: Wow! A cracking poem from Cymon our newest Blow In, full of mystery, magic and humour this! To my mind as a reader, I think her poem centres around the act of 'letting go' - making the leap from the known to the unknown - from the fixed to the wonderfully uncertain. Full of life with tiny echoes of a more adventurous age. I hope this is the first of many Cymon!
Tim
The Left Hand of Lucyby Clark Heinrich
"Jesus Christ!" Lucy said, looking at the blood dripping from the turn-signal lever onto her new white slacks.
"Damn stigmata!"
Editor's Comments: Clark returns to full form with this cracking two-liner, which the group loved – thinking it a surprising combination of condensed yet self-contained.Pithy to perfection, Clark!
Tim
On the left hand of Lucyby Dr Concrescence
The greatest prophet I ever met was born humbly in decadence
The Father a genius working for the Man focused on bettering
the human condition among Switzerland's peaks and valleys
My first encounter converted me for life
HERE was GOD who CONTROLS the SPINNING of TIME the WEB of SPACE and FIRMAMENT
in our HEART EVERLASTING
I was reborn in a hagiography too big to encompass: Herr Hoffman and his brethren, and like Peter before them many denied the Prophet, hunted by Romans
...running scared from the truth, embracing ancient power traditions, hiding their message in enigmatic texts, pushing hermeneutic circles as liberation
"Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds," will still set them free forgiving them all, as we sit on her left hand accepting a slim hope for evolution’s salvation.
Editor's Comments: Lovely!I’m normally and generally a believer in the idea that poetry should reach out for the greatest audience possible – choosing simple elegance over mere verbal cleverness every time.Here we have all of the above but I must wonder how many would recognize the references to (or would know the identity of) Albert Hoffman - the Swiss scientist who brought LSD into the world? A beautiful and thoughtful poem, Doc.
Tim
An Amnesiac's Memoirby Dr Concrescence
That's why we drink
sunlight is ocean
or I thought
But there is remorse
breaking tranquility
The lizard
hides in warm shadows
from hoarfrost scenes
of bad times
A bottle of earned wine
wanting closure reach
for familiar
self pounding at closed
door touch rebuffed
heart hides
sorrow buried waiting
for innocent shovel
to break
open historical mounds
serene bracken
peaceful noon
sun
I wonder why dig here?
What drove me to this barren place?
Was there something I needed?
I remember:
That's why we drink
sunlight is ocean.
Editor's Comments: Dr Con has a lightness of touch that quite took our breath away - this is luscious language at its very best Doc. Thank you so much for sending it in. Wow!
Tim
Cheerleaders of the Apocalypseby Clark Heinrich
Hi! I'm Megan, and I'm fired up! I mean, like, wouldn't you be if you were on one of the cheering squads? I have to laugh when I think of Kristan, trying to get the crowd worked up for Sun Myung Moon--what a loser that guy is! Totally! I am a little worried about Candace, though. Candace drew this Indian dude Sai Baba, and he has all these magic tricks he does, you know? Like, he'll make a watch appear out of nowhere and stuff? And he makes all this ash all the time? No, for real--he waves his hand around and then a bunch of ash comes out of his hand! It's like so weird! Don't ask me why anybody would want a bunch of ash, but they do. Well, his followers do, anyway. I hear they eat the stuff! Gross! But what do you expect from Indians. I've never even been to Indiana!
Tiffany has Billy Graham, who's, like, almost dead, I think. Ew. That's just creepy. I think they have him hooked up to a breathalizer or whatever you call it. It keeps him breathing or something. Double gross! But the funniest thing is Rochelle getting stuck with Pope Benedict--I mean, like, she's Jewish! Isn't the pope Catholic or something? He's sure not a Jew, anyway. Can I say that? Is that bad? Is it okay to say Jew? She says he keeps trying to get her into the confession booth--ha! He doesn't realize what he'd be in for, hearing a confession from that little tramp! She'd have his beanie smoking in no time! Why does he wear a beanie, anyway? Pretty silly! And don't even mention the dresses!
Jennifer has a guy named Dolly--for real! And his last name is Lama, like a camel! It's just too funny! The guy has no chance with a name like that. But my guy's name is almost as weird.
I got stuck with this "imam" guy--don't even ask me to try to say his name! Imam Ackabakadinnashabbawabba! Well, that's not really it, but it's close. At first I thought it was, you know, Imam! The supermodel! David Bowie's very hot black wife! But no such luck--they name religious leaders after her in Iran and all those weird Middle East countries. Who knew? Don't ask me why! Maybe they're all crazy! Or maybe they think Imam is like a goddess or something. She is to me! And David Bowie is, like, God! If I lived in that part of the world I'd want to live in Irock, because I do! And so does Imam! I just hope my imam rocks, or I'm in big trouble.
So here's the deal: They line up all these spiritual guys and it's, like, a contest, you know? Kind of like a beauty pageant, but different. They're trying to see who can be the first one to get himself worked up into some kind of religious trance, like a zombie or something. To have a revolution, you know? No, wait. Revelation! What's a revelation? How should I know? I'm just a cheerleader, doing my part to make my imam win! That's what we're all trying to do, win! When you're a cheerleader you don't pay much attention to who or what--it's all about WIN! So anyway, a "revelation" is like some big whoop thing that makes you just sit there like an idiot, not doing anything. Yeah, I know, totally weird. They try to make it fancy, calling it some really goofy Grecian word: an apocalypse! It sounds like a-pork-a-lips! That's funny! Especially because my imam won't even eat pork! But believe me, nobody laughs during this thing. It's the absolute most boring thing ever! But my skirt is so short that nobody is going to fall asleep when I'm cheering my little imam!
Because I rock!
Editor's Comments: When I read this piece by Clark out in Group I automatically did so in my best imitation of a hyped-up Valley Girl. Now that might sound daft but nothing less would have done it justice. Clark - you haven't let us down yet! But without doubt this piece blows everything else away - an absolutely fabulous piece of writer's craft. Mighty stuff!
Tim
Cheerleaders of the Apocalypseby Tomas ‘No Mass’ Brawley
A man once asked if I had “the bottle to take on the cheerleaders"?
Hell I got more than a bottle I got a whole damn case of bottles!
Yeah I know these cheerleaders of the apocalypse, these are the same money grubbing mavins that were responsible for killing thousands in South East Asia.
And now the same kinds of cheerleaders are doing it again in the Middle East.
But what never fails to mystify me is how many small minded & stupid people are willing to follow these monsters of greed into atrocities against others.
We all have choices and the excuse that one is from a poor family or hard circumstance is as lame an excuses as those given by these " Cheerleaders of the Apocalypse " and it has NOTHING to do with God being on the side of right - surely the most ridiculous utterance from ‘The Christian Right.’
There is NO ‘Christian Right’ as anyone who looks honestly at our history will see only Christian wrongs.
Religion should ideally restrict itself to the private relationship between the individual and their own personal God.
The Cheerleaders of the Apocalypse are apt to use the cliché, with reference to their perceived enemies, as the “Axis of Evil" and thus become themselves the true axis of evil.
Perhaps I am Alfred E. Newman – a fictitious comic book character – and yet as real as any of these gods the idiots claim are on their side.
But someone wrote down my name and attached it to a story and a personality - and now people all over the world know of me and of my personal affront to the popular medium.
Just like the Gods throughout history - maybe it is time now for herstory because since we started writing about “Him” the world has gone to Hell in the quest for ever more for the Few while the Many suffer.
The world has been ground under this wheel long enough – time now for the Heart and Soul of the Goddess!
Then I will become a "Cheerleader of the Apogee " and my drums will carry the heavy Moon’s dance of desire.
Editor's Comments: Come on Tomas - stop pussy-footing around and tell us what you really think! Seriously, this piece is so impassioned one half expects the screen to catch fire! No one in the Writers Group actually disagreed with a single view or sentiment though we did wonder if it wasn't just a little too much preaching from the soap-box and thus unlikely to persuade anyone who didn't (like ourselves) already hold those views? But thanks for the passion, Tomas.
Tim
It Had Been a Pretty Good Friday Up Till Thenby Clark Heinrich
By the time John started shouting at me, I was already dead.
"Look out for the spear!" he yelled, as if I could do anything about it. Wouldn't have mattered anyway. I was a goner. You'd think, being who I am, that I could have done something, anything. But my hands were tied, so to speak. So I just kept hanging out, doing nothing. Right before I died I could see that John and the gals were upset to see me like this, so I had called out to John to distract them, lighten things up a bit, you know?
"Hey John!"
"Yes, I'm here! What is it? Speak to me!"
"John...guess what?"
"I can't guess. Just tell me!"
"I can see your house from here!"
Well, nobody laughed. I never could tell a joke.
Editor's Comments: Talk about not seeing the wood for the trees - but I think I was the only member of the Writers Group last night who didn't instantly realise the identity of Clark's main character! To compound my ignorance - I hadn't even known he was Yeshu in Clark's "Go Fish" piece either! One weak excuse was that the piece arrived in my email In-Tray less than five minutes before I had to shoot off for the group meeting - giving me barely evough time to print it out. Everyone enjoyed this punchy and surprisingly unpredicatable ending. Well done again, Clark. Perhaps sometime you'll write a piece that isn't about Our Lord Jesus? (But I wouldn't like to tie your hands.)
Tim
Go Fishby Clark Heinrich
The men were bone tired. It had not been a good day on the lake, hauling up empty net after empty net. Where were the fish? It was looking like there would be nothing but bread and wine on the menu that night. The more the nets came up empty, the more they all wanted fish for supper. They were getting ready to call it a day when who should come strolling up to the boat on a sandbar but that crazy bastard Yeshu.
"Great, this is all we need," said one of the men.
"No shit," said another, "I wonder what sort of craziness brought him all the way out here?"
"Hi there, fellas," Yeshu called out. For some reason he was in a chipper mood this particular afternoon. Usually he was morose, always muttering about the end of the world and the devil and hellfire, things like that - not exactly good company. Just about everybody in town avoided the guy since, aside from being the son of the little town's best known prostitute, he seemed to be as crazy as they come.
Yeshu loved to hang around the docks, where day after day he tried to engage the fishermen in his inane conversation and "end times" nonsense. The fishermen, for their part, had learned to ignore him, but he was nothing if not persistent. Occasionally one of the men would take pity on the little babbler and invite him to go with them out on the lake, but without fail Yeshu would hem and haw, never able to make up his mind. The fishermen would quickly tire of this and shove off, leaving him standing there, where he would spend the whole day trying to decide whether to fish or cut bait, and end up doing neither. So the men were surprised when he sauntered out onto the sandbar near their boat.
"I decided that I do want to fish today," he said, taking them all by surprise.
They were too flummoxed by his request to figure out how to tell him no, and so, against their better judgment, they let him come on board.
"Let's head out to the deep water," Yeshu said, "I wanna show you guys something. You're gonna be blown away, I promise."
Right, the men all thought to themselves. This should be interesting. Or not.
When the boat reached the middle of the lake Yeshu told them to stop and pulled a long cylinder out of his robe. It looked like a rolled-up scroll, but with the ends sealed off. A short piece of thin rope protruded from one end. Now he had their full attention. He reached into a pocket and pulled out a piece of flint and a piece of iron, and he struck the flint against the iron near the piece of rope. To the absolute astonishment of the men the sparks instantly ignited the rope, which began burning down rapidly toward the scroll. Then Yeshu threw the scroll out into the water.
No sooner had the scroll sunk than there was a large explosion beneath the surface and a huge plume of water and fish shot up in the air. Fish were falling from the sky and floating to the surface of the lake at the same time, hundreds of them. Some even fell directly into the boat. The men were stunned. Flabbergasted. They had never seen such a thing in their lives.
"Well I'll be damned! How did you do that?" one of them said.
"Oh, it's just a little something my father showed me," Yeshu said. "It's kind of a trick, and there's more where that came from. If you guys let me start hanging out with you I just might show you a few. Even bigger tricks."
The men glanced around at each other sheepishly. They were tempted, but knew better--Yeshu was a real nut case--but as they looked out at all the fish floating on the water they quickly reconsidered.
"Sure, Yeshu," one man said. "You can be in our little gang now."
"No," Yeshu said.” You can be in my gang."
They weren't expecting that. It would be bad enough to have him with them all the time without also having him be the boss and lording it over them.
"Uh, that won't be necessary, Yeshu," one of them said, "We know where you live. We'll just go to your father directly and ask him to show us a few tricks. Maybe trade him some fish. He loves fish."
"Fat chance," Yeshu said. "My father and I are tight. Nobody's going to get to him without going through me first. Nobody."
And it came to pass that the fish story grew and grew, and the fame of Yeshu and his wonder working spread far and wide. Though he never really learned how to fish, he became quite adept at using his newfound fame as bait to lure not fish but men into his new fish cult. Yeshu now no longer needed to decide whether to fish or cut bait, for he had become a master fisher of men, and a master baiter as well.
Editor's Comments: In the guise of a simple tale this offering by Clark is an amazingly accomplished piece of writing. Using plain language he manages to be simultaneously clever, playful and supremely entertaining. The first piece read out in group it generated pleasure and the loudest laughter from everyone there. General observations included how much he had squeezed into it, how clever the twist at the end and how hugely 'visual' it was. You go from strength to strength Clark! There is nothing here not to love.
Tim
Tantric Gymnast….By Gwyllm Llwydd
You may call me Shiva… it is convenient having a name but Gods are not always defined by what humans call us, or by their suppositions of what divinity is…
I will let you in on a secret.Sometimes, I look out of human eyes, or another species eyes.Once for the fun of it, I was a cliff just to feel the cascading water run down me… I felt the sun blessing me, and all the plants and creatures who came and went upon me for 2 million years…
It is said that when Gods fall asleep, sometimes they wake as humans, or not.We discourage enquiries though, because frankly if you knew the truth you would burst into flame.
One of my favourite incarnations: I was a bull on Crete back in the day.I had my pick of any cow in the herd, but I always longed for…. My Shakti… to tease me, she once manifested as every cow in my herd, just to exhaust me, the insatiable one that she is… I nearly died those nights and days, striving for coitus with her in all her myriad incarnations…. Oh the smell of her drove me mad, like the smell of sweet clover in the eternal springtime….You could hear my bellowing all the way to Knossos, where on a whim, Shakti then manifested suddenly in/as Ariadne, and just to show her, I became Theseus… Oh the hot times in that labyrinth!They couldn’t pry us apart!She is such a wild one my Shakti!
But I digress.
We winkle in and out of existence on this plane.More often or not, we exist in perfect bliss far beyond what you could understand, as the sacred Yab-Yum, with galaxies of ecstasy bursting within her cosmic eyes as we reach climax together, creating star fields, black holes, spiral anomalies of flaming gasses, but really all is sweet, sweet eternal delight.
But I digress.
We dance through infinite human forms, shifting from body to body, riding you in your highest moments, and driving you to feats you don’t quite fathom, or understand.We look through your eyes, teasing the eternal out as we meet again and again in sweet embrace.
My Shakti…. She appears in all women’s eyes, as a smile sometimes.I catch her acknowledgement in the side ways glance some call lust.She sees me in all my myriadforms, and I see her in hers… She can be any woman, as I can be any man…
She is the Tantric Gymnast, and I am her Balance Beams, Vault Bucks, Parallel Bars, and Horizontal Bars… I am her mat that she lands upon and I am her perfect foil in all that she does.She rides me; she envelops me and flees from me simultaneously as we become one.
She and I join in blessed union whenever you make love with your beloved, with your partner; with that lovely you just met tonight.We are manifest at all those rites in the name of love, lust, and pleasure.We are the meshing of the universe.We are Unity and that my children, says it all.
We are the Gods, and you serve as our language.
Editor's Comments:This beautifully shaped piece by Gwyllm left the members of the group feeling "speechless" and "starstruck" (to pick two of their comments at random and everyone agreed that its net effect was extremely elevating. Another gem there. Thank you Gwyllm.
Tim
The Tantric Gymnastby Clark Heinrich
A naked yogini would bend, giving intimate views to her friend. "I don't know what to do," he said, "run, pray or screw?" but they worked it all out in the end.
The two moved as one through their poses, in bliss from their heads to their toeses. "This Tantra's so cool," he said, "sex is the rule-- and in this church, nobody dozes!"
Editor's Comments: There is something almost sacred about poetry as bad as this. Even I would find it hard to match these two Limericks for sheer tastelessness. Thank you Clark. You leave me feeling humble (not a common occurence). I have to tell the world that Clark and I have dreamed up a whole new artform to rival the Limerick - the Corky. For what the Corky IS - a full description should be appearing on this website within a few days. World - you have been warned!
Tim
Forever in no time at allby John Archdeacon
Lying on the ground on the side of an African mountain, unsure of the boundary between us, feeling as though its essence was entering and leaving me, not at any particular point or place, but anywhere it could.
The stillness and heat, the occasional sound of something moving; maybe a snake, a leopard in the donga, a tortoise or a monkey or perhaps the banana leaves rustling, the go-'way bird calling.Light is reflecting off a kaffir orange, the haze is wavering above the valley and the mountain rising to the east in Mozambique.And the smell, always that smell, of the bush and its inhabitants and the equatorial sun's heat, which could kill yet gives such beautiful life.
There is no separation between human, animal, vegetation or the rocks and earth. All are fused in space and time, not sundered by trivia and ephemera.I am whole and yet unformed, at peace yet vulnerable, overflowing energy yet motionless; I don't seem to breathe.Sitting on the edge between eternity and a moment, I realize neither is there; there isn't even a now, let alone a when or a then.
The young African guy calls me, sounding reluctant, hesitant;he probably feels he shouldn't have but has been told to fetch me back to the house.I return to the dream that is everyday reality and can't quite find my way for a while, it is so hard to acknowledge and embrace its hostility, fragmentation and darkness.
I never really do...
Editor's Comments: If it is true that an editor should be impartial (and it would be hard to argue otherwise) then I must declare an interest here and say that I have known and respected John's oddly sane mind for some thirty six years now, but I challenge anyone not to be as impressed as I in this deceptively simple and elegant description of a moment of epiphany on the side of the mountain. Epiphany, satori, peak experience, or even a hint of buddha-hood - call it what you will - it would be a sad person who has never known the magic of such an awakening, and would not smile at this memory. Thank you John. This 'late entrant' has quite made my day!
Tim
Forever in no time at allby Tomas Brawley
I remember when the journey began.
It seemed so long ago.
I was so small just a meter tall
And I talked to trees
And listened to the breeze
And to the stories that they told.
Have seen forever on an open sea.
And the night’s star filled sky.
From the tops of mountains it can be seen.
Just by looking from left to right.
Into the past, just over your shoulder
Your grandparents know it well,
Because yesterday seems so far away
And now forever was in no time at all.
Forever is how ever long.
Your lungs continue to breathe.
Forever as the day is long.
And your Heart continues to beat.
There is a Spirit in each living thing
And of that we are a part.
But that part of us that moves this shell
When it is time for it to go
The part of us that is made of love
Will return to that Spirit to dwell.
Editor's Comments: A heart-felt piece this Tomas, and one that goes to the core questions of life and death, body and spirit. Your conclusion reminds me of that wonderful Jack London line from his novel "The Iron Heel" which went something like "... I drink to Life, I drink to Death, And smack my lips with song, For when I die, another `I’ shall pass the cup along." That you here echo his generosity of spirit puts you in such very good company, Tomas. Thanks for sending this in.
Tim
Forever in no time at allby Mike Crowley
Three wishes. That's what the legend said. Any three wishes made while holding the magical talisman would be granted.
Crashing his way out of the museum, the thief tripped every alarm in his path. He didn't care, though, as the three wishes would surely extricate him from any predicament that might arise. And a predicament promptly arose in the form of a policeman's command: "Stop or I shoot."
He stopped and turned. The museum cop, unused to such emergencies, was having trouble unbuckling his holster and withdrawing his pistol.What better time for the three wishes? Shoving his hand into an inside jacket pocket the thief grabbed the talisman - an action which the cop would later describe as "reaching for a concealed weapon." As he yelled, "I wan' youth, money, an' eternal life," the cop dropped to a crouch, cradled his pistol in a two-handed grip, took aim between the thief's eyes and fired.
But the thief had already uttered his magical demands. At the word "youth," every little ache and pain vanished, and he was buoyed up with energy. At the word "money," his pockets grew heavy with gold coins. At the words "eternal life," every motion in the world suddenly ceased. The traffic in the street, the wind in the trees, strolling pedestrians and the bullet... all came to an instant standstill. The bullet hung in space, mere feet from the thief's face, close enough for him to reach out and snatch it from the air. And indeed, he might have done so, if only he could move.
Editor's Comments: Mike clearly has a genius for pursuing and unravelling the logic inherent in the idea or the narrative. This, coupled with his deep-rooted Welsh paranoia and pessimism mean that he can home in unerringly on the cloud behind the silver lining. I challenge anyone not to be blown away by this simple tale.
Tim
Forever in no time at allby Elros Tuominem
It lasts for too long, too far, too strong, that high, that far enough from everything you can see... It stands there, where nothing more but breathing exists, star-galaxy-universal mind breathing, far so far, so close really, no one no more, no guilty, no sin, no joy and no hope... It belongs here and existed there, it will be always a reality, nowhere to feel like going home, nowhere to dance under the raining fire of ancient times, nowhere to feel like collapsing against some dark dust... It looks at your face and laughs, it tells you it doesn't exist, it never wanted to be like it's not, it will lie and it will touch your was and your will be, it will make you see that every single feather fell from a broken wing that it will always be like that, but it will lie and tell you it will never exist... It drops from glasses to the bottle, it makes you grow younger, no place to go, no space to reach for no upcoming shooting stars... it will close closed doors, open opened windows, but let me tell you... You will always, before it was what it is, there, with no place, with every single second in your hands, and facing it...
Good morning.
Editor's Comments: When I read this out loud a minute ago to Mags (one of our group's leading lights) her comment was perfect. She said: "Wow!" This piece, which I am given to understand was written by someone from the Basque country (I assume Catalonia or Languedoc) for whom English is not, obviously, his first language. As stream of consciousness writing it reminds me of writers like early Leonard Cohen ('Beautiful Losers') and Buffy Sainte Marie. A wonderful gift - in both senses of that word.
Tim
Forever in no time at all…by Gwyllm Llwydd
Yes, I have heard it all before.Death, though, is not forever, and there is time after all.
I sometimes remember the incarnations one at a time.
Archer, Architect, Butcher, Barber, Builder, Carpenter, Cockatiel, Dentist, Dunce, like whatever.Everyone starts out as an amateur after all, then shines as a self-absorbed dilettante, and maybe achieves a year or two of mastery of one’s chosen field.
Around and around and around the cosmic wheel we go, one lifetime after another.The same predictable stops are along the way, birth, childhood, adolescence, adulthood, dotage, death.The great wheel keeps on turning, you can’t stop it.Being born again and again, you’d think one would get the hang of it, but oh no.Same lessons time and again.Why else is the world in the shape it is in?Do we really forget the previous lives and times so easily?
Forever in no time at all?Creation crawls my friend, and it crawls through what we call life.Kids, cars, cares, worries, all slow the infinite down to a snail’s breath-taking dash across the garden of possibilities.Break neck speed for a snail is break-neck, but isn’t it all different with a wee bit of perspective?What seems so incredibly rushed when ones attention is scattered is turned into jello by a bit of the focus on the old here and now.Screaming, “Halt!”
So it goes, every month there is the rent, the bills, and children’s new clothes, keeping up with the Jones’ and Forever takes…. Like forever.Lack of attention like I said.
Forever in no time at all?The snake eats its own tail, and then tells the tale.
Editor's Comments: Gwyllm's offering, unlike our other worthy Blow In contributions (below) arrived in time to be read out in group and was unanimously considered to be very thought provoking and a great piece of writing. A well-constructed essay with many of the qualities of a Nineteenth Century tone-poem about it. Beautifully done, Gwyllm!
Tim
Forever in no time at allby Dr. Concrescence
It may seem done, questioned, assumed but has it happened this way across histories back or once then always
when you just give in to the inevitable moment clocks stop grain goes deep thoughts are unthinkable and the blank slate still has form
just as this was or:
Birth, Death Sex, Bliss Pain
B R E A T H
Editor's Comments: The good Doc seems to have married an ultra-modern feel with a piece that echoes some of the best blank verse from the 50s and 60s. I am in awe of this degree of technique and could never even try to emulate it. Thanks, Doc.
Tim
Time and Times and a Halfby Clark Heinrich
A little while and what?
Things are different
Yet a while still and
things are the same
and yet always the same
and always different
This is the way
infinity and eternity
live together
This is the way
to be and not to be
coexist
I know a man
who saw the light
and it shook his foundations loose
He was under heavy constraints
but he bore up under that yoke
and lifted it over his head
and tore the roof off with it
and saw time dissolve
in the truth of love
He saw it in the same way
others see it
and in the way that only he
could see it
He put two and two together
and found that four
turns back on itself
in a fifth way
and eight crosses the gate
at the midpoint of infinity
where one divides two
in the first place
at the beginning of time
in the absolute center
of the universe
Awesome, he said
Editor's Comments: You remember that feeling as a small child of being spun crazily around by an avuncular relative - until it is over and you are finally standing there - dizzy, unsteady on your feet and now (grinning with broad delight) looking out at a world that seems strangely altered? This, for me, is the effect of Clark's piece - I'm just grateful his grip was firm.
Tim
The Digital Mind: Living Inside the Machine by Jimmy Doyle
I’ve seen the future of America, and it sucks.
I’m at that strange age now, the forties, where I’m not old and not young anymore. It happens slowly but surely, and I’ve started to enjoy the process, since I’m too lazy to expend the energy that resistance would demand. I open a Rolling Stone magazine, which I’m young enough to enjoy, and realize that I have NO IDEA who any of the groups and/or singers on the top forty are. For that matter, I realize that I can’t read my magazines without longer arms or those reading glasses one can find at the drug store. It’s dark in here, I tell myself. My eyes are tired. No, I soon realize, your eyes are MIDDLE AGED.
So I understand. The beat goes on, the planet spins, and I’m getting older. I’m okay with it. I’ve seen friends and family members die so young in such unexpected ways that I truly believe I’ve got a healthy attitude about ageing. I’m grateful to be 42 which (anyone will tell you) is the new 37 and a half.
The part that scares me is that my old age will be spent under the power of the twenty-something kids I see around me. I’ve always known that there is a certain amount of stupidity at work in America. I KNOW who the president is, for God’s sake. But I can’t imagine what fresh hell lies in the future of my country when the texting tattooed Philistines I see in my midst are at the helm.
I work in a restaurant, as a host and waiter. It’s temporary, until I start getting the work I so richly deserve, or until my book is published. Well, until I write the book...anyway. I work in a restaurant, and the horrors of what I see keep me clutching my Irish passport at night, hoping that the children of Erin won’t be as heinous when they’re in charge.
There are kids with their parents who never look up from their blackberries, texting furiously instead of engaging in conversation. They are on the phone when not texting, no matter who is around them, planning their next tattooing or piercing excursion. They can’t spell, and when you use a “big word” around them, they are without shame when they tell you that they don’t know what you mean... the curled lip, the painted arms crossed over mostly exposed breasts, while they whine, “Okaaay, I don’t even know what that means, okay?”
I will admit that when I was their age I was wearing eyeliner and doing my best to be mistaken for the lead singer of A Flock of Seagulls, but c’mon.
I’ve only got about twenty-five years left until it’s time to retire, and I want that retirement to be in Ireland. As one of those “plastic Paddies” I’ve always looked to Ireland to be my safe haven, the land of poets and saints (or at least the land of socialized medicine and an old age pension.) Otherwise, I can see myself drooling in my wheelchair, sitting on the porch of the old age home in California, waiting for that inevitable text from the government: “Ur 2 old. U R being put 2 sleep.” Followed, thoughtfully, by a frowny-face emoticon.
I shudder at the thought.
Editor's Comment: Our cheery welcome goes out to our new and second-ever Blow In Jimmy Doyle from the City
of Angels, again in California, and with thanks for his lucid and hearfelt (and scary) musings written with confidence and fluency. Please submit again, Jimmy!
Tim
The Dark Side of Anticipation by Mike Crowley (California)
Eunice Waterhouse was very old and profoundly deaf. Her continued existence after so many years was a source of wonderment to her grandchildren and great-grandchildren. Naturally, she could always afford the very best care but even so... she was unnaturally old. Even Eunice herself thought so.
The longer one's life, the more aches and pains one gathers. Decades of arthritis meant that there was hardly a joint left which Eunice could move freely and without pain. Then there were the deep sorrows of the heart. While Charles was alive she was mortified by his constant philandering. Now she shared her time between a son who drank and the other who beat his wife. Time is said to heal all wounds but, for Eunice, each successive day simply meant more pain.
And this is why Eunice shuffled through the sleeping house, to stand at the top of the stairs at three in the morning. All she had to do was let herself drop down the stairs and soon it would all be over. Surely her frail, bird-fragile frame could never survive such an assault. She paused. Not out of fear but for one last time she wanted to assure herself that this was right thing to do. Yes, she thought, apart from anything else, it will look like an accident and they'll all benefit from the insurance. Satisfied with the logic of her actions she stood poised on the top step and prepared for her fatal fall. Eunice had just leaned forward, committing herself to the inexorable effects of gravity when she felt two strong hands in the small of her back, giving her a hearty push.
Editor’s Comment:I must say I cannot imagine a better piece to kick off our new honorary West Corker or, as we shall henceforth dub it, our “Blow Ins” section.Thank you so much Mike.Your tale is told with a coal-black humour that quite takes my breath away.Please submit again soon.